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Category Archives: Humour

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That Pint Sized Pop Star Look

July 5, 2011by simon294uk 1 Comment

They call it the difficult second album syndrome. When you create a piece of work so critically acclaimed and loved, how can you possibly hope to better it? I’m talking […]

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Blog, Fashion, Humour, Music
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Catching the Midnight Train

November 24, 2010by simon294uk 1 Comment

What I am about to document is one of the most tedious and elbow chewingly painful journeys of my life. And to start things off, I must state for the […]

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Humour, Observations, Transport
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Dear Mr Train Company Man

September 10, 2010by simon294uk 1 Comment

So I’m finally on my way home and a holiday to Las Vegas is beckoning me, but before I can think about that I need to traverse the country and […]

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Humour, Observations, Transport
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The Diet Coke shame

July 18, 2010by simon294uk 4 Comments

It must be at least two, going on three, months since I last had my flowing locks chopped artistically, and it was really starting to show. Anyone who knows me […]

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Fashion, Humour, Observations
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The Facebook Disease

June 13, 2010by simon294uk 1 Comment

As many of you may know, I am an illustrious member of the Twitterati online. For those confused, let me explain, I use Twitter a lot. So much in fact […]

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Blog, Humour, Observations, Twitter
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3D Movies, Coming to a Dimension Near You

April 20, 2010by simon294uk 4 Comments

3D used to be a rather uninteresting venture. I remember having those cardboard 3D glasses and looking at dinosaur magazines as a kid and it would just hurt my eyes. […]

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Humour, Observations, Technology, Television
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The Day Twitter Died

March 14, 2010by simon294uk 5 Comments

It started much like any other day. Alarm chirping in the corner of my room as the sun shines in through the windows. A new day filled with optimism and […]

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Humour, Television, Twitter
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The Death of Social Etiquette

February 23, 2010by simon294uk 6 Comments

A mother is approaching a normal, manually opened door whilst pushing her pram. She will have difficulty with the logistics of such an operation without the help of a selfless […]

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Humour, Observations

The Good, The Weird and The Stupid

February 8, 2010by simon294uk 3 Comments

Four-and-a-half years ago, Hurricane Katrina swept through New Orleans, leaving only destruction in its wake. It may have happened to the most powerful country in the world, but there were […]

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Achievement, Humour, News, Sport
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Wrong place, wrong time

February 5, 2010by simon294uk 3 Comments

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8500037.stm

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Humour, News

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