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That Pint Sized Pop Star Look

July 5, 2011by simon294uk 1 Comment

They call it the difficult second album syndrome. When you create a piece of work so critically acclaimed and loved, how can you possibly hope to better it? I’m talking […]

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Blog, Fashion, Humour, Music
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It’s All Gone Kenneth Tong

January 11, 2011by simon294uk 6 Comments

If you have been online over the past week you may have heard this “gentleman’s” name mentioned. This morning I saw a disgruntled tweet mentioning someone called Kenneth Tong and […]

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News, Observations, Politics, Tabloid Trash, Twitter
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The Diet Coke shame

July 18, 2010by simon294uk 4 Comments

It must be at least two, going on three, months since I last had my flowing locks chopped artistically, and it was really starting to show. Anyone who knows me […]

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Fashion, Humour, Observations
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The Facebook Disease

June 13, 2010by simon294uk 1 Comment

As many of you may know, I am an illustrious member of the Twitterati online. For those confused, let me explain, I use Twitter a lot. So much in fact […]

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Blog, Humour, Observations, Twitter
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The Day Twitter Died

March 14, 2010by simon294uk 5 Comments

It started much like any other day. Alarm chirping in the corner of my room as the sun shines in through the windows. A new day filled with optimism and […]

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Humour, Television, Twitter
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The Not So Great Wonder of the World

March 3, 2010by simon294uk 4 Comments

Let me set the scene. Two days ago, I sent off an application for an office admin position in an “advertising sales” office. The following day I received a phone […]

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Employment, Observations
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Save BBC 6Music

February 26, 2010by simon294uk 3 Comments

Sadly it seems like BBC 6Music is living on borrowed time. The Times published a story today announcing that the BBC will be axing two of its radio stations (in […]

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BBC, News, Observations, Politics
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The Death of Social Etiquette

February 23, 2010by simon294uk 6 Comments

A mother is approaching a normal, manually opened door whilst pushing her pram. She will have difficulty with the logistics of such an operation without the help of a selfless […]

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Humour, Observations

The Good, The Weird and The Stupid

February 8, 2010by simon294uk 3 Comments

Four-and-a-half years ago, Hurricane Katrina swept through New Orleans, leaving only destruction in its wake. It may have happened to the most powerful country in the world, but there were […]

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Achievement, Humour, News, Sport

Proud to be British

February 1, 2010by simon294uk Leave a comment

Originally posted Sunday, 17th January 2010 Just this morning browsing the Internet searching for inspiration, I came across a little story that irked me somewhat. And no, searching for inspiration […]

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News, Observations, Politics, Tabloid Trash

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