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So @zavvi make mistake of historic proportions, make loyal customers believe in an impossible dream. Shatter it. Do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 months ago
Excelsior true believers. RIP to a man who brought a great deal of happiness to millions 9 months ago
A report has stated that toilet paper may not be the most hygienic way to cleanse post poop. No shit. We've known s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 9 months ago
If you choose to be ruthless in a certain situation, do you make a conscious decision in your head that this situat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 11 months ago
Truly wonderful night watching @stevenpage seeing out the last leg of the UK tour at rescue rooms last night. Was l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 year ago