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If you choose to be ruthless in a certain situation, do you make a conscious decision in your head that this situat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
Truly wonderful night watching @stevenpage seeing out the last leg of the UK tour at rescue rooms last night. Was l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
Ahh east Midlands trains. 3 journeys, 3 delays, 3 missed connects, 3 additional hours wasted waiting. The holy hatt… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
Trump wants Bee fired for insulting Ivanka, in other news the world wants Trump fired for being a homophobic, mysog… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 4 months ago
"Donald trump invites Kim Kardashian to the white house to discuss prison reform" real life is becoming an article for The Onion 4 months ago