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Trump wants Bee fired for insulting Ivanka, in other news the world wants Trump fired for being a homophobic, mysog… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
"Donald trump invites Kim Kardashian to the white house to discuss prison reform" real life is becoming an article for The Onion 3 weeks ago
Trump has cancelled the north Korea peace summit because Kim jong un, a crazy dictator, has been hostile. Trump's r… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 4 weeks ago
Portugal is lit af #Eurovision 1 month ago
It's like an old episode of Scooby doo but held at Butlins #Eurovision #MDA 1 month ago