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Ahh east Midlands trains. 3 journeys, 3 delays, 3 missed connects, 3 additional hours wasted waiting. The holy hatt… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
Trump wants Bee fired for insulting Ivanka, in other news the world wants Trump fired for being a homophobic, mysog… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
"Donald trump invites Kim Kardashian to the white house to discuss prison reform" real life is becoming an article for The Onion 2 months ago
Trump has cancelled the north Korea peace summit because Kim jong un, a crazy dictator, has been hostile. Trump's r… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2 months ago
Portugal is lit af #Eurovision 3 months ago